Is it wrong I want to open my spam e-mail sometimes instead of deleting it unseen? Esp. the ones with such a nice ego boosting subject like "hello good looking?" Sure, I don't recognize the sender's email address...but...maybe it's an old long lost friend. Or maybe it's a current friend with an new e-mail address. Maybe it's not some annoying spam about enhancing my love life through chemistry or not a scam or not a link to a virus. Maybe, just maybe, a mutual friend really gave out my email to some random strange girl who thinks sending blind e-mails out of left field are a good way to get to know someone. Or maybe a lot of girls since I've gotten at least a dozen emails with the same subject heading. Maybe, in some ladies restroom somewhere, someone took a Sharpie and wrote "Really good looking" followed by my email addy...
"Hello good looking"
But as much as I want to believe I'm becoming somewhat legendary for my good looks...I just can't fool myself into that. And now I hate junk e-mails for another reason....for getting my hopes up just a little...
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
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Ya know what my email said to me this morning? "Feeling Bloated?"
How did it know?!!
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